mortalityplays:

hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

• the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years
• taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult
• at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)
• ‘middle age’ is typically considered to be between 45-65
• it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age
• it’s wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.
• you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.
• young doesn’t mean peaked. you’re inexperienced in your 20s! you’re still learning and practicing! you’re developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!
• there are a million things to do in the world, and they don’t vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big

shamebats:

funnytwittertweets:

zsnes:

locustsday-deactivated20240129:

Biting a very sour strawberry

a gnome would make this post

deadend-drive:

campyvillain:

corporationkills:

corporationkills:

corporationkills:

anyone have more kittens that look like old men

they are having brunch

lungthief:

lungthief:

i miss the late 2000s trend where artists would play their own romantic rivals in music videos

now THIS was cinema

headspace-hotel:

monsieurenjlolras:

gwynndolin:

Speaking nothing but facts for 37 seconds

When people say you need to listen to old people because they have wisdom, this is what it’s talking about.

arcaniumagi2:

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decadentbatbagelscissors:

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onewhoturns:

hemipelagicdredger:

poetry-protest-pornography:

[image ID: Text reading Texas State Aquarium staff stated that the animals have been getting a little restless. One of the employees had an idea to let some of the land animals spend time with some of the sea animals, and it has worked out brilliantly.

Putting the sloths near the dolphins was the biggest surprise of all. The dolphins are absolutely delighted with the sloths, and the sloths, normally very quiet animals, have been squeaking replies back to the dolphins for hours at a time. Who would have guessed these two species would be such a great match?

There is a photo of two dolphins in a large pool, their heads peeking out above the water to look at a brown sloth, who is hanging on a branch. End ID]

As alien species encounters go, this is like the absolute best possible outcome

Okay but in the video the dolphins swim upside down like they’re imitating the sloth and it’s real cute.

THANK YOU FOR FINDING VIDEO! IDK WHY I DIDN’T THINK TO CHECK YOUTUBE! THIS VIDEO IS AMAZING!!!

Here are even more animals visiting each others!!

Oh my gosh, thank you for sharing this! This is so precious!!!

lmao all the animals are all like What, In the name of FUCK? Is THAT?